| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #796 | BGE shotglass | 11 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #145 | CSA discount card | 13 |
| #285 | CSA fire-starting kit | 28 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #820 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #984 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #371 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 7 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #623 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #349 | bath ball gift set | 14 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #195 | bone meal | 2 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1176 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #627 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #169 | shiny stones | 52 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #10 | stone wool | 304 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #101 | transporter transponder | 25 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #244 | vorpal blade | 33 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |