| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #213 | Chroner | 287 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #105 | Cosmic Calorie | 234 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #12 | Dreadsylvanian clockwork key | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #323 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 7 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #197 | Freddy Kruegerand | 11 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #216 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 6 |
| #216 | Lederhosen of the Night | 6 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #21 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #1911 | Valentine | 3 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2995 | badass belt | 15 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #164 | batskin belt | 7 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #522 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #369 | burst hellseal brain | 12 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #79 | caustic slime nodule | 5 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #106 | crumbling rat skull | 6 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #509 | figurine of a stinking seal | 3 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #96 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #383 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #161 | gloomy black mushroom | 24 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #100 | heavy leather-bound tome | 2 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #128 | hyperinflated seal lung | 3 |
| #87 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #238 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 6 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #87 | oil shell | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #68 | old sweatpants | 930 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #372 | peppermint tailings | 7 |
| #67 | pillow shell | 1 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| 🥈 | polyester pulsera | 3 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #95 | seal lube | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #159 | seal-blubber candle | 28 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #201 | sealhide seal doll | 6 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #99 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #186 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #107 | sleep mask | 1 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #443 | stray chihuahua | 6 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #374 | torn hellseal sinew | 10 |
| #438 | turtle pheromones | 6 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #122 | wand of pigification | 6 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #124 | warbear foil hat | 2 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #82 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #129 | wine-soaked bone chips | 8 |