| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1406 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #484 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2461 | badass belt | 20 |
| #311 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #726 | black sword | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #77 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #161 | crowbar | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #436 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #345 | dishrag | 1 |
| #269 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #148 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #386 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #572 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #427 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1246 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #62 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #103 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #395 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #491 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #468 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #189 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #449 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #43 | steel sword | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #510 | war tongs | 1 |
| #70 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #853 | white sword | 1 |
| #566 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #364 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |