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| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #211 | Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #183 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #205 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #74 | butterfly knife | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #158 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #160 | crowbar | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #402 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #268 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #147 | flaming sword | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #159 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #186 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #1239 | handful of confetti | 32 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #312 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #355 | infernal fife | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #104 | keel-haulin' knife | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #188 | out-of-tune biwa | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #56 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #42 | steel sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #66 | weighted paperclip chain | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |