DruTheBored

RankItemQuantity
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#211Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#561Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#990Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#1406Thwaitgold firefly statuette2
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#752Thwaitgold woollybear statuette2
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#365a butt tuba1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#182ancient ice cream scoop1
#948antique spear1
#485armgun1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#2460badass belt20
#312balloon sword1
#784batblade1
#117beer-a-pult1
#208beer-soaked mop1
#395big bass drum1
#390black kettle drum1
#727black sword1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#624broken sword1
#108buffalo blade1
#77butterfly knife1
#592can of maces1
#153cast-iron legacy paddle1
#235charming flute1
#158cheap plastic blowgun1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#864cool whip1
#522corn holder1
#161crowbar1
#706crowbarrr1
#104curdflinger1
#403curmudgel1
#375denim axe1
#84dense meat sword1
#437dented harmonica1
#597didgeridooka1
#1849disco ball1
#344dishrag1
#270double-barreled sling1
#1979drywall axe1
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#337eggbeater1
#602filthy pestle1
#299finger cymbals1
#529fire poi1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#955flaming crutch1
#148flaming sword1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#642ga-ga radio1
#160giant artisanal rice peeler1
#387giant cactus quill1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#135giant driftwood sculpture1
#1255giant needle1
#189giant turkey leg1
#573goatskin umbrella1
#80goulauncher1
#428grassy cutlass1
#501grave robbing shovel1
#122grease gun1
#324half-sized guitar1
#1246handful of confetti32
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#313hippy bongo1
#62hot cross bow1
#24hot-ass club1
#426icy-hot katana1
#356infernal fife1
#312jack flapper1
#284jungle drum1
#103keel-haulin' knife1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#368knob bugle1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#521linoleum sword1
#1297little paper umbrella1
#96logging hatchet1
#397magic whistle1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#471ocarina of space1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#618oversized pipe1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#213palm-frond whip1
#1565pasta spoon1
#611perforated battle paddle1
#104pestoblade1
#592pitchfork1
#466plastic guitar1
#450pointed stick1
#1184pool cue1
#143potato pistol1
#557ram stick1
#489rave whistle1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#558rubber axe1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#442scorpion whip1
#149severed flipper1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#892silver shrimp fork1
#1414skeleton bone1
#57smoldering staff1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#666spark plug earring1
#822spiked femur1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#278spooky staff1
#460star crossbow1
#133star spatula1
#43steel sword1
#1825stolen accordion1
#8941stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8860stuffed angry cow1
#8972stuffed astral badger1
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8910stuffed mind flayer1
#8881stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8877stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#172sword of static1
#220third-hand nunchaku1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#957tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#601tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#953tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#949tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#1791turtle totem1
#277ultimate ultimate frisbee1
#896vorpal blade1
#511war tongs1
#70weighted paperclip chain1
#854white sword1
#567witty rapier1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#281world's smallest violin1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 259 items total!

what items are this player missing?