| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #660 | bone chips | 11 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #699 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #4 | fudgecycle | 38 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #161 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #169 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #243 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |