| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #65 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #526 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #251 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #658 | bone chips | 11 |
| #52 | bone crusher | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #557 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #143 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #701 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #710 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #4 | fudgecycle | 38 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #173 | giant green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #163 | giant red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #168 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1010 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #197 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #201 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #241 | gummi snake | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #250 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #233 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #207 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #42 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #43 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #225 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1013 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |