| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #631 | BURT | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #317 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #292 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 4 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #751 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #301 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 19 |
| #18 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #323 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #65 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #65 | batskin belt | 26 |
| #199 | blue class ring | 21 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1302 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #940 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #276 | obsidian dagger | 53 |
| #377 | old sweatpants | 197 |
| #384 | personalized coffee mug | 163 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #12 | pirate encryption key bravo | 15 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #226 | red class ring | 64 |
| #1522 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #58 | shadow bread | 3 |
| #69 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #68 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #35 | shadow nectar | 10 |
| #72 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #41 | shadow skin | 9 |
| #36 | shadow stick | 5 |
| #65 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #74 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1147 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #229 | white class ring | 44 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |