| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #314 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 33 |
| #293 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 4 |
| π₯ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| π₯ | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #296 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 19 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| π₯ | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| π₯ | French slippers | 1 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 78 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #24 | Zu MannkΓ€se Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #852 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| π₯ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3938 | badass belt | 9 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #63 | batskin belt | 26 |
| #194 | blue class ring | 21 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #12 | ceramic cenobite's robe | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| π₯ | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #275 | obsidian dagger | 53 |
| #372 | old sweatpants | 197 |
| #385 | personalized coffee mug | 163 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #10 | pirate encryption key bravo | 15 |
| π₯ | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #219 | red class ring | 64 |
| #1520 | roll of toilet paper | 14 |
| #57 | shadow bread | 3 |
| #66 | shadow flame | 1 |
| #65 | shadow fluid | 1 |
| #33 | shadow nectar | 10 |
| #68 | shadow sausage | 1 |
| #40 | shadow skin | 9 |
| #36 | shadow stick | 5 |
| #64 | shadow venom | 1 |
| #70 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 25 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1144 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #223 | white class ring | 44 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |