| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #341 | Wand of Nagamar | 16 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #610 | bag of airline peanuts | 48 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #25 | disco mask | 5,644 |
| #2500 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #3307 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 3 |
| #1078 | filthy lucre | 22 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #446 | flaming mushroom | 5 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #687 | logic synthesizer | 13 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #834 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #689 | quantum polarity inducer | 3 |
| #643 | recursive spline reticulator | 3 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #507 | stringy sinew | 18 |
| #649 | sub-molecular interocitor | 3 |
| #81 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 7 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #639 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 8 |
| #895 | tiny house | 82 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |