| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #61 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 10 |
| #165 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 4 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #39 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 45 |
| #97 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 20 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #245 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 24 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #193 | The Joy of Wassailing | 16 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #15 | adhesive tape dolly | 9 |
| #87 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 19 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #164 | antique painting of a landscape | 5 |
| #33 | antique pair of blue jeans | 19 |
| #132 | antique record album | 21 |
| #72 | antique souvenir drawing | 10 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #122 | bindlestocking | 18 |
| #16 | bone and arrows | 2 |
| #133 | bone aperitif | 4 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #24 | bone crusher | 2 |
| #124 | bone meal | 4 |
| #37 | bone spurs | 2 |
| #24 | boneana hammock | 2 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #23 | bonerang | 2 |
| #22 | boning knife | 2 |
| #125 | bottle of Blank-Out | 129 |
| #130 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 15 |
| #122 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #70 | portable photocopier | 91 |
| #340 | quantum taco | 50 |
| #14 | scissor duck | 10 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #55 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 15 |
| #19 | stapler bear | 6 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #145 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #34 | unearthed potsherd | 100 |
| #114 | volcanic ash | 66 |