| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1007 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #102 | agua de vida | 53 |
| #1204 | awful poetry journal | 15 |
| #342 | bit-o-cactus | 9 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #443 | cactus fruit | 2 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #1254 | disturbing fanfic | 13 |
| #19 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 3 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #394 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #543 | hot date | 3 |
| #149 | jawbruiser | 14 |
| #475 | mariachi G-string | 4 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #534 | rat appendix | 7 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #163 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #148 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2877 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #144 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1041 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |