| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #461 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #381 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #596 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #82 | figurine of a stinking seal | 26 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #180 | guard turtle collar | 4 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #407 | licorice root | 8 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #349 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #658 | paperclip | 38 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #8 | sealhide belt | 68 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #40 | sealhide gloves | 2 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #389 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #216 | stuffed alien blob | 26 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #415 | stuffed doppelshifter | 34 |
| #4299 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #871 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |