| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #87 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #751 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1313 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #463 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1494 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #982 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #343 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #384 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #302 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #290 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #382 | chocolate cigar | 4 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #595 | colorful plastic ball | 4 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1535 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #82 | figurine of a stinking seal | 26 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1415 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #180 | guard turtle collar | 4 |
| #281 | guard turtle shell | 5 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #406 | licorice root | 8 |
| #988 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #348 | motivational poster | 12 |
| #659 | paperclip | 38 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #845 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #1526 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1055 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #8 | sealhide belt | 68 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #40 | sealhide gloves | 2 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #391 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #216 | stuffed alien blob | 26 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #415 | stuffed doppelshifter | 34 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #870 | stuffed gray blob | 24 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3364 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #900 | wad of cotton | 1 |