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| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
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| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1168 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #677 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #205 | bath ball gift set | 23 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #746 | black-and-blue light | 9 |
| #275 | blue plasma ball | 211 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #394 | bone chips | 35 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #425 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #638 | flavored foot massage oil | 16 |
| #435 | furniture dolly | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1031 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #543 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #597 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #449 | handful of sawdust | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1643 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #94 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #448 | squashed frog | 20 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #3394 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3234 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |