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| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
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| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
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| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #675 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #1200 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #169 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #205 | bath ball gift set | 23 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #745 | black-and-blue light | 9 |
| #273 | blue plasma ball | 211 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #393 | bone chips | 35 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #629 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #424 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #636 | flavored foot massage oil | 16 |
| #437 | furniture dolly | 2 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #190 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1035 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #597 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #452 | handful of sawdust | 5 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #258 | peach | 1 |
| #240 | pear | 1 |
| #548 | personal massager | 12 |
| #266 | plum | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1120 | snake | 1 |
| #1135 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #448 | squashed frog | 20 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4262 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #3404 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3606 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #5305 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3213 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3268 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #667 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |