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| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1089 | Crimbo candied pecan | 4 |
| #1172 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1169 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 3 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1208 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #677 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 12 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #168 | Tales of the Word Realms | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #205 | bath ball gift set | 23 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #747 | black-and-blue light | 9 |
| #275 | blue plasma ball | 211 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #394 | bone chips | 35 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #341 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #425 | decaying goldfish liver | 7 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #531 | eye of newt | 11 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #638 | flavored foot massage oil | 16 |
| #435 | furniture dolly | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #1031 | handful of hand chalk | 5 |
| #544 | handful of moss | 2 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #598 | handful of sand | 10 |
| #450 | handful of sawdust | 5 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1642 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #689 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #236 | pear | 1 |
| #549 | personal massager | 12 |
| #265 | plum | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #485 | salamander spleen | 14 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1705 | saucepan | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #278 | shiny stones | 9 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #686 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #448 | squashed frog | 20 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #3395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 12 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3233 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #3600 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3262 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |