| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1165 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #195 | bottle of fire | 51 |
| #231 | cheap cigar butt | 9 |
| #87 | chocolate bath ball | 10 |
| #181 | cruelty-free wine | 16 |
| #46 | expensive cigar | 5 |
| #383 | funky dried mushroom | 14 |
| #867 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #272 | imp unity ring | 6 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #397 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #34 | makeshift turban | 5 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #295 | round green sunglasses | 2 |
| #196 | smoking grass | 469 |
| #98 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #881 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 50 |
| #929 | stuffed Meat | 50 |
| #971 | stuffed angry cow | 50 |
| #921 | stuffed mink | 50 |
| #915 | stuffed teddy butler | 50 |
| #907 | stuffed tin of caviar | 51 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #386 | water pipe bomb | 89 |
| #5 | white-label gin | 3 |