| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3369 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #825 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3015 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1418 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1112 | Rock Pops | 39 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1087 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3416 | badass belt | 12 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #871 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #542 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #518 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #719 | evil golden arch | 4 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #237 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2135 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1103 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2992 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #169 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 154 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |