| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #1421 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 24 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1113 | Rock Pops | 39 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #1086 | Senior Mints | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #3417 | badass belt | 12 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #868 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 5 |
| #540 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #517 | enormous belt buckle | 3 |
| #719 | evil golden arch | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2133 | roll of toilet paper | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #169 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 154 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #439 | yellow glowstick | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |