| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2425 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2944 | Crimbuck | 4 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #181 | bone chips | 105 |
| #1606 | brick | 10 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #408 | colorful plastic ball | 30 |
| #940 | duct tape | 23 |
| #174 | elven cellocello | 50 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #425 | fudgecule | 2,625 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #96 | halibut | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #393 | hobo nickel | 662 |
| #236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #605 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #186 | lawn dart | 2 |
| #393 | mummy costume | 15 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #244 | penguin focaccia bread | 40 |
| #594 | pumpkinhead mask | 10 |
| #28 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 100 |
| #714 | roll of toilet paper | 93 |
| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #205 | spectral pickle | 94 |
| #638 | spooky bark | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #282 | sugar shard | 1 |
| #1083 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |