| #93 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #99 | Clara's bell | 2 |
| #1409 | Crimbuck | 245 |
| #56 | El Vibrato restraints | 6 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #32 | Glenn's golden dice | 4 |
| #103 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #521 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 5 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #578 | bone chips | 16 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #43 | ghost pencil | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #1152 | old sweatpants | 29 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #227 | stuffed Meat | 163 |
| #119 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 69 |
| #1424 | stuffed key | 23 |
| #117 | stuffed martini | 78 |
| #276 | stuffed mink | 141 |
| #258 | stuffed monocle | 152 |
| #263 | stuffed teddy butler | 148 |
| #224 | stuffed tin of caviar | 166 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #305 | unusual disco ball | 8 |