| #67 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 3 |
| #34 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 5 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #78 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 3 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #28 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #324 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 4 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #18 | a cute angel | 2 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #94 | candy kneecapping stick | 17 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #142 | cement sandals | 6 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #190 | elven cellocello | 47 |
| #142 | elven suicide capsule | 56 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #35 | fairy-worn boots | 2 |
| #88 | fancy chocolate car | 34 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #157 | herringcello | 51 |
| #129 | jawbruiser | 16 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #35 | leftover Crimbo rations | 5 |
| #65 | licorice garrote | 22 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #16 | misfit hobby horse | 4 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #154 | pair of bolt cutters | 12 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #172 | passable elf mask | 16 |
| #127 | penguin focaccia bread | 61 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #158 | poison pen | 8 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #59 | suspicious stocking | 1 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #178 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 3 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |