| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #713 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #622 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #594 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #584 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #44 | Piddles | 178 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #254 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #274 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #311 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #218 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #506 | divine can of silly string | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1423 | herringcello | 12 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #567 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #204 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #509 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1443 | toast | 275 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1009 | white lightning | 2 |