| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1162 | CRIMBCO scrip | 35 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #716 | Crimbo candied pecan | 12 |
| #623 | Crimbo fudge | 15 |
| #594 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 16 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #43 | Piddles | 178 |
| #100 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #255 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 3 |
| #275 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 2 |
| #312 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 1 |
| #219 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 6 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #508 | divine can of silly string | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1424 | herringcello | 12 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #13 | inflatable baseball bat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #471 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #564 | portable photocopier | 10 |
| #203 | pumpkin | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #511 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1444 | toast | 275 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1010 | white lightning | 2 |