| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #144 | baseball | 55 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #231 | can of Red Minotaur | 20 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #38 | shadowy seal eye | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #45 | terrible poem | 36 |
| #172 | towel | 53 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |