| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #417 | BRICKO brick | 8 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #499 | Boris's ring | 3 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #499 | Bulky Buddy Box | 6 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #47 | El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) | 2 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #324 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 157 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #880 | boxed wine | 8 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #218 | chloroform rag | 18 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #365 | colorful plastic ball | 50 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #77 | creamsicle | 72 |
| #309 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #20 | dense meat staff | 8 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #340 | elven cellocello | 36 |
| #1322 | elven suicide capsule | 14 |
| #70 | energy drink IV | 92 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #22 | eye 'n' horn shampoo | 1 |
| #1697 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #471 | fat stacks of cash | 15 |
| #288 | figurine of a charred seal | 11 |
| #437 | figurine of a cold seal | 12 |
| #352 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 3 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #415 | floaty sand | 34 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #270 | glass of goat's milk | 44 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #139 | green clay bead | 88 |
| #263 | green smoke bomb | 7 |
| #1546 | grue egg | 16 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #519 | herringcello | 29 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #766 | long skinny balloon | 3 |
| #179 | martini | 24 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #340 | mummy costume | 18 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #271 | penguin focaccia bread | 38 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #789 | petrified wood | 5 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #130 | pink clay bead | 157 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #180 | pretty flower | 1,691 |
| #448 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #121 | purple clay bead | 40 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #718 | spooky bark | 8 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #398 | spooky lipstick | 6 |
| #710 | spooky sap | 10 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #437 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #433 | wolfman mask | 14 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |