| #60 | 4-d camera | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #337 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #103 | banana peel | 54 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #768 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #84 | imitation crab meat | 61 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #854 | pet rock | 9 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #4 | sugar banana | 3,134 |
| #829 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #1269 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #12 | urchin roe | 4 |
| #11 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 45 |