| #59 | 4-d camera | 6 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #339 | Bulky Buddy Box | 9 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #103 | banana peel | 54 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1067 | buckyball | 3 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #39 | charged magnet | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #796 | evil teddy bear | 14 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #769 | floaty sand | 5 |
| #617 | gyroscope | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #85 | imitation crab meat | 61 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #855 | pet rock | 9 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #1796 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #4 | sugar banana | 3,134 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #758 | teddy borg | 10 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #125 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #1270 | toothsome rock | 6 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #12 | urchin roe | 4 |
| #11 | vial of Gnomochloric acid | 45 |