| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #131 | Mer-kin sneakmask | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #219 | around the world | 10 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1355 | bottle of whiskey | 2 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #188 | comfy pillow | 2 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #1079 | duct tape | 18 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #521 | empty agua de vida bottle | 281 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #278 | festive sausage | 8 |
| #1247 | filthy lucre | 14 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #171 | giant marshmallow | 2 |
| #232 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 2 |
| #233 | gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #238 | holiday cheese log | 8 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #155 | memory of a C | 8 |
| #184 | memory of a G | 6 |
| #151 | memory of a T | 8 |
| #201 | memory of an A | 5 |
| #108 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 12 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #170 | sponge cake | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #24 | sushi-rolling mat | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |