| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #246 | Crimbuck | 3,348 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #505 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #464 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #356 | shot of rotgut | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
| #872 | spooky sap | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #424 | stolen office supplies | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5798 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #148 | tasty louse | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |