| #194 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #141 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 47 |
| #159 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #168 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,370 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2380 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #165 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #1207 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #772 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #622 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #811 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #230 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #113 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #128 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 17 |
| #1147 | banana | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #183 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #43 | big glob of skin | 5 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #74 | cyclops eyedrops | 14 |
| #737 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #136 | goblin water | 2 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #86 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #853 | herringcello | 22 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #420 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #563 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #353 | mime soul fragment | 8 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #46 | off-white striped oyster egg | 41 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #655 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #828 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #635 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #200 | roasted marshmallow | 200 |
| #460 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2328 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #212 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #243 | tasty tart | 7 |
| #1377 | thin black candle | 6 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #767 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #553 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #504 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #672 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #886 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 23 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #652 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #586 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 14 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Hellion | 16 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #335 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #365 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 18 |
| #514 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #790 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #723 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #460 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 10 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #845 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #423 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 16 |
| #929 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #828 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #677 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #707 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 24 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #373 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #531 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #870 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 20 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #759 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #653 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #499 | tiny plastic demoninja | 14 |
| #526 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #550 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #547 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
| #452 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #577 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #334 | tiny plastic goth giant | 19 |
| #821 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #742 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #952 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #277 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 22 |
| #789 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
| #630 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #409 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #1267 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #346 | tiny plastic scary clown | 19 |
| #1032 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #500 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #317 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 20 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #593 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #893 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #769 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #404 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #722 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #647 | tiny plastic zmobie | 11 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #232 | white rice | 7 |