| #193 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 5 |
| #141 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 47 |
| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #142 | Atomic Comic | 3 |
| #168 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,370 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #164 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #109 | Wet Russian | 2 |
| #129 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 17 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #43 | big glob of skin | 5 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #74 | cyclops eyedrops | 14 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #134 | goblin water | 2 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #85 | handful of numbers | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| #353 | mime soul fragment | 8 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #46 | off-white striped oyster egg | 41 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #341 | passable elf mask | 11 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #648 | pink clay bead | 10 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #824 | pork elf goodies sack | 6 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #200 | roasted marshmallow | 200 |
| #457 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 2 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #214 | sponge cake | 2 |
| #242 | tasty tart | 7 |
| #1378 | thin black candle | 6 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #766 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 10 |
| #551 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 13 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #503 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 9 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #671 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #884 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 20 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 23 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 16 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #493 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 14 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Hellion | 16 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #336 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 12 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #366 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 18 |
| #513 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 14 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #721 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 10 |
| #460 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 10 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #550 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #554 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 13 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #422 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 16 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #827 | tiny plastic astronomer | 9 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #674 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #424 | tiny plastic beanbat | 16 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #705 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 24 |
| #595 | tiny plastic blooper | 12 |
| #374 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #532 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 13 |
| #868 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 20 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 16 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #652 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 11 |
| #499 | tiny plastic demoninja | 14 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #548 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 13 |
| #547 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 13 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #456 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 15 |
| #576 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 12 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 17 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1044 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 17 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #335 | tiny plastic goth giant | 19 |
| #818 | tiny plastic grue | 21 |
| #1421 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #740 | tiny plastic killer bee | 23 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #278 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 22 |
| #787 | tiny plastic mosquito | 22 |
| #631 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 12 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #346 | tiny plastic scary clown | 19 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #499 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #316 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 20 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #592 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 12 |
| #892 | tiny plastic stab bat | 20 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 23 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #404 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 17 |
| #646 | tiny plastic zmobie | 11 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #231 | white rice | 7 |