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| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #430 | Schrödinger's thermos | 37 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #16 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #41 | berry-infused sake | 3 |
| #617 | blue plasma ball | 28 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #230 | chocolate cigar | 8 |
| #39 | citrus-infused sake | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #447 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #316 | divine cracker | 10 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #611 | foam dart | 20 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #14 | grilled cheese sandwich | 10 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1633 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #38 | leftover pasty | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #53 | melon-infused sake | 2 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #10 | ocean motion | 1,493 |
| #48 | puff of smoke | 89 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cheese-slicer | 237 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #2384 | stuffed key | 3 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2907 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #2464 | stuffed teddy butler | 6 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 9 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 4 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic fax machine | 8 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #50 | water log | 1 |