| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbo pie | 5 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #481 | Schrödinger's thermos | 25 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #1218 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #129 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 11 |
| #61 | antique bottle opener | 11 |
| #60 | antique painting of a landscape | 10 |
| #129 | antique record album | 22 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #389 | black forest ham | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #917 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #3879 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #213 | catgut taco | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #66 | chorizo taco | 110 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #916 | disease | 2 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #388 | empty agua de vida bottle | 502 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| 🥈 | fake blood | 1,615 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #770 | flavored foot massage oil | 3 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #71 | glowing frisbee | 1 |
| #168 | goat cheese taco | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #172 | lewd playing card | 14 |
| #690 | lime | 5 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #221 | llama lama gong | 11 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1355 | loose teeth | 2 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #34 | papaya taco | 101 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #736 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #19 | pr0n taco | 101 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #230 | rusty piece of rebar | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #146 | spice melange | 1 |
| #365 | spooky powder | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #957 | sunken chest | 4 |
| #151 | taco shell | 106 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #2125 | valuable trinket | 4 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #912 | yellow candy heart | 7 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |