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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #908 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
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| #196 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1595 | Imp Ale | 9 |
| #530 | Iron Beta of Industry | 13 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #335 | Newbiesport™ tent | 5 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #193 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 14 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #657 | baconstone | 12 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #576 | burst hellseal brain | 5 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #399 | cursed black pearl onion | 2 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #224 | elven hardtack | 11 |
| #1454 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #624 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1320 | ice-cold Willer | 5 |
| #615 | ice-cold six-pack | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #159 | kobold kibble | 5 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #629 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #227 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #2329 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1065 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4023 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
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| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1545 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #32 | warbear badge | 6 |
| #376 | warbear battery | 4 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #37 | warbear officer requisition box | 22 |
| #93 | warbear requisition box | 66 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |