| #397 | "DRINK ME" potion | 18 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #845 | BGE shotglass | 9 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #65 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 28 |
| #97 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 20 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #275 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #57 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | ancient turtle shell powder | 21 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #799 | bone chips | 5 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #205 | bottle of Blank-Out | 70 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #168 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 12 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #122 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #548 | gas balloon | 3 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #275 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #302 | guard turtle shell | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #45 | paperclip | 1,141 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #30 | snailmail bits | 24 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #36 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #90 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #49 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #608 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #91 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |