| #396 | "DRINK ME" potion | 18 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #608 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #847 | BGE shotglass | 9 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #66 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 28 |
| #97 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 20 |
| #446 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #755 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #445 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2741 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #3901 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #273 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #52 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #58 | ancient turtle shell helmet | 1 |
| 🥉 | ancient turtle shell powder | 21 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1663 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #124 | blue shell | 1 |
| #799 | bone chips | 5 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #205 | bottle of Blank-Out | 70 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #167 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 12 |
| #2205 | candy cane | 10 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #124 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 10 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1292 | eggnog | 9 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #541 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #550 | gas balloon | 3 |
| #565 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #1028 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #277 | guard turtle collar | 1 |
| #302 | guard turtle shell | 4 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3220 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3385 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #45 | paperclip | 1,141 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #972 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #639 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #262 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #36 | samurai turtle helmet | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #30 | snailmail bits | 24 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #43 | snailmail hauberk | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #121 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #37 | soup-chucks | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #91 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 12 |
| #48 | stapler bear | 2 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #206 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2710 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #610 | tequila grenade | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #92 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 13 |
| #198 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #57 | turtle wax helmet | 1 |
| #88 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #940 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |