| #267 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #239 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 4 |
| #480 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #235 | BGE temporary tattoo | 4 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #777 | CRIMBCO scrip | 135 |
| #279 | CRIMBCO wine | 26 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #322 | Crimbo pie | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3010 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #463 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 13 |
| #250 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #689 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 4 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #546 | SPF 451 lip balm | 3 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #253 | banana | 24 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #396 | bite-me-red lipstick | 27 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #219 | epic wad | 2 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #410 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #188 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #399 | fudge lily | 11 |
| #1123 | fudgecule | 38 |
| #288 | ghostly body paint | 15 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #44 | imitation crab crate | 22 |
| #579 | jerky coins | 29 |
| #820 | kumquartz | 2 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1421 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #202 | licorice root | 37 |
| #683 | lollipop stick | 16 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #815 | pearidot | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #760 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #4853 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5158 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4954 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #33 | sucker bucket | 5 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #367 | sucker scaffold | 25 |
| #102 | sucker tachi | 2 |
| #424 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |