| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #379 | Chroner | 47 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #440 | Crimbo Credit | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #124 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 171 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1205 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1463 | duct tape | 9 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #171 | figurine of a slippery seal | 10 |
| #1710 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #279 | hobo nickel | 1,055 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1944 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #373 | peppermint tailings | 7 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #215 | seal-blubber candle | 15 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #275 | wad of cotton | 11 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |