| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbo dinner | 12 |
| #86 | Crimbo food scraps | 91 |
| #111 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 28 |
| #67 | Crimbosmopolitan | 14 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #174 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 11 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #228 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 4 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #71 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 11 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #48 | Elf Guard MPC | 5,433 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 11 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 11 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #57 | Jamaican coffee | 6 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #130 | Meat maid | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #188 | New Zealand iced tea | 56 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #28 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 11 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #108 | Trainbot slag | 42 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| #105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,243 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
| #122 | alien force field disruptor bean | 5 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #459 | all-purpose cleaner | 6 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #288 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 12 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #248 | black pension check | 20 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #262 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #694 | brine | 25 |
| #869 | broken skull | 6 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #141 | cabooze | 6 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #13 | candied lime | 11 |
| #47 | cannonbomb | 11 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #47 | chocomotive | 9 |
| #97 | cinnamon machine oil | 63 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #521 | commemorative war stein | 12 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #61 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #242 | disassembled clover | 420 |
| #86 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 90 |
| #130 | duct tape wallet | 17 |
| #312 | dusty left tibia | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #188 | freightcake | 5 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #64 | gingerbread nylons | 10 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #61 | government | 2 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #11 | head-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #58 | honey-drenched ham slice | 103 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #19 | hot wine | 14 |
| #59 | industrially-crushed ice | 46 |
| #316 | java cookie | 3 |
| #940 | jerky coins | 4 |
| #14 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 2 |
| #72 | legitimate business on the beach | 69 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #50 | military-grade peppermint oil | 11 |
| #56 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 120 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #43 | officer's nog | 11 |
| #400 | old coin purse | 10 |
| #429 | old leather wallet | 8 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #928 | pack of pogs | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #58 | peppermint tack | 11 |
| #86 | pet anchor | 2 |
| #292 | petit fortran | 3 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #136 | pile of Trainbot parts | 69 |
| #74 | ping-pong ball | 210 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key charlie | 3 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #468 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #67 | prank Crimbo card | 2 |
| #24 | precision snowball | 37 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #42 | really nice lump of coal | 2 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #936 | skeleton bone | 12 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #758 | spooky shrunken head | 5 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #55 | steamed oyster | 58 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #2022 | stuffed monocle | 12 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #76 | sugarplum ration | 4 |
| #52 | sundae ration | 11 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #18 | trick coin | 11 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #250 | voodoo snuff | 6 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #49 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 11 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #55 | whalesteak | 11 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #733 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |