Museum :: The Investor

The Investor

Rank	Item	Quantity
🥈	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
#1134	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#32	Brandonian footlocker key	69
#41	Christmas ham	2
🥉	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
#83	Covert Ops for Kids	1
🥇	Covert Ops for Kids (used)	1
#111	Crimbo crystal shards	1
#61	Crimbo dinner	12
#88	Crimbo food scraps	91
#115	Crimbo train emergency brake	28
#69	Crimbosmopolitan	14
#47	Crimbow Rainbo	1
#57	Crimbuccaneer bombjacket	1
#86	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
#58	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#110	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
#200	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	2
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#60	Crimbuccaneer lantern	1
#64	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	11
#73	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
#274	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	4
#91	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	1
#81	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	11
#47	Crimbuccaneer runebone	1
#129	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
#84	Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss	1
#105	Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate	1
#35	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
#88	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	1
#91	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	5
#51	Easter eggnog	1
#59	Easter grasshopper	1
🥈	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
🥉	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
#49	Elf Guard MPC	5,433
#42	Elf Guard broom	1
#54	Elf Guard clipboard	1
#93	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	1
#117	Elf Guard eyedrops	1
#64	Elf Guard hangover cure	1
#113	Elf Guard honor present	1
#84	Elf Guard hotpants	1
#72	Elf Guard insignia (general)	1
#90	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
#101	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
#108	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	1
#84	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
#55	Elf Guard payroll bag	11
#58	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
#87	Elf Guard safety bear	1
#55	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
#85	Elf Guard strategic map	1
#84	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	1
#85	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	11
#37	Elvish underarmor	1
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#994	Go-Wassail	2
#70	Holiday Multitasking	1
🥈	Holiday Multitasking (used)	1
#70	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes	1
🥇	How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes (used)	1
#72	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games	1
🥇	Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games (used)	1
#55	Irish eggnog	1
#64	Jamaican coffee	6
#88	Kelflar vest	1
#42	LIDAR candle	69
#1061	Let Me Be!	1
#102	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
#131	Meat maid	1
#53	My First Paycheck envelope	1
#190	New Zealand iced tea	56
#715	Safari Jack's moustache	2
#1049	Schrödinger's thermos	1
#68	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters	1
🥈	Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters (used)	1
#210	Spirit of Christmas	2
#222	Spirit of Easter	1
#149	Spirit of St. Patrick's Day	9
#188	Spirit of Thanksgiving	4
#209	Spirit of Veteran's Day	1
#946	Summer Nights	1
#62	Swedish coffee	1
#61	Thanksgiving ration	1
#853	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
#4	The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used)	1
#68	The Superconductor's CPU	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#626	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
#28	Trainbot autoassembly module	11
#178	Trainbot circuitry	1
#73	Trainbot harness	1
#168	Trainbot linkages	1
#77	Trainbot luggage hook	1
#166	Trainbot optics	1
#172	Trainbot plating	1
#72	Trainbot radar monocle	1
#163	Trainbot servomotors	1
#111	Trainbot slag	42
#176	Trainbot tubing	1
#842	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	2
#105	Warm Subject gift certificate	2,243
#285	alien drugs	1
#123	alien force field disruptor bean	5
#108	alien protein powder	1
#202	alien source code printout	1
#459	all-purpose cleaner	6
#51	ancient Elf dessert spoon	1
#288	ancient vinyl coin purse	12
#35	automatic wine thief	1
#80	baby rigging snake	1
#75	barnacle-encrusted sweater	1
#329	beer-scented teddy bear	1
🥇	bejazzled eyepatch	1
#250	black pension check	20
#137	blank diary	1
#263	booze-soaked cherry	1
#7459	box of sunshine	1
#694	brine	25
#870	broken skull	6
#60	brown pirate pants	1
#26	buffed alien drugs	1
#148	cabooze	6
#28	cactus monocle	1
#53	candied beef and cabbage	1
#14	candied lime	11
#41	candy egg deviler	1
#59	candy rations	1
#56	cannonbomb	11
#54	canteen of eggnog	1
#45	canteen of jungle juice	2
#56	chest of "pirate gold"	1
#59	chocolate ostrich egg	1
#53	chocomotive	9
#104	cinnamon machine oil	63
#68	cinnamon troll doll	1
#43	clovermint	1
#529	comfy coffin	2
#526	commemorative war stein	12
#45	coney haunch	123
#210	cookie cookie	4
#153	corned beet	1
#127	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
#119	crystal Crimbo platter	1
#48	crystallized pumpkin spice	33
#35	dark chocolate egg	123
#63	deactivated mini-Trainbot	3
#17	deviled candy egg	3
#242	disassembled clover	420
#26	double-candied yams	7
#88	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	90
#130	duct tape wallet	17
#312	dusty left tibia	1
#310	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#36	egg gun	1
#496	extra-greasy slider	3
#100	flask of egggrog	1
#72	four-leaf potato sprout	11
#38	fragile Christmas ornament	42
#32	free boots	1
#193	freightcake	5
#81	fruit-stuffed rumcake	1
#1415	fudgecule	1
#74	gingerbread nylons	10
#98	gingerbread pirate	1
#62	government	2
#262	government cheese	1
#53	gravy skin	22
#7	gravyskin buckler	1
#8	gravyskin hat	1
#7	gravyskin pants	1
#8	gravyskin skirt	1
#99	grog nuts	1
#38	groggipop	1
#34	gunwale	1
#8	gunwale whalegun	1
#44	half-digested rat	123
#77	hard cocoa	6
#11	head-mounted Trainbot	2
#36	holiday smorgasbord	2
#51	holiday trip around the world	1
#62	honey-drenched ham slice	103
#685	hot date	1
#21	hot wine	14
#60	industrially-crushed ice	46
#319	java cookie	3
#941	jerky coins	4
#14	leg-mounted Trainbots	2
#73	legitimate business on the beach	69
#110	loaf of alien bread	1
#169	lost elf luggage	1
#27	lucky army helmet	1
#63	lucky moai statuette	1
#45	lucky napkin	1
#65	massive wrench	1
#56	mechanically-mulled cider	1
#35	military candy cane	1
#25	military orb	69
#55	military-grade peppermint oil	11
#40	moai toai	123
#10	moaiball	1
#58	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	120
#60	mulled wine	1
#28	nylon Christmas stockings	1
#45	officer's nog	11
#401	old coin purse	10
#429	old leather wallet	8
#93	old-school pirate grog	1
#13	overloaded Yule battery	1
#926	pack of pogs	1
#85	peppermint bomb	1
#71	peppermint pegleg	6
#63	peppermint tack	11
#33	perfect Christmas scarf	1
#87	pet anchor	2
#294	petit fortran	3
#145	pickled bread	1
#139	pile of Trainbot parts	69
#76	ping-pong ball	210
#52	ping-pong paddle	1
#25	pirate encryption key (complete)	1
#47	pirate encryption key alpha	1
#46	pirate encryption key bravo	1
#26	pirate encryption key charlie	3
#49	pirate encryption key delta	1
#467	pirate pelvis	4
#43	portable ping-pong table	1
#93	portable steam unit	1
#9	potato jacket	1
#75	prank Crimbo card	2
#32	precision snowball	37
#20	pumpkin spice whorl	1
#56	punching mirror	1
#99	ragged wool yarn	1
#1732	really dense meat stack	1
#43	really nice lump of coal	2
#105	red and white claret	1
#31	red white and blue claret	1
#44	replica Elf Guard medal	1
#136	ridiculous sandwich	11
#4	rigging knot	1
#140	rocket fuel	1
#33	room scale green bean casserole	69
#117	rum-soaked fruitcake	1
#35	salmagumdi	8
#153	salted mutton	1
#80	sawed-off blunderbuss	1
#52	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
#13	shoulder-mounted Trainbot	2
#28	silver table-scraper	1
#935	skeleton bone	12
#1014	smart skull	1
#7	snowman-enchanting tophat	1
#2845	solid gold bowling ball	1
#757	spooky shrunken head	5
#62	stealth bomber	1
#58	steamed oyster	58
#99	stuffed kraken	1
#2031	stuffed monocle	12
#804	sucker scaffold	1
#87	sugarplum ration	4
#58	sundae ration	11
#43	tattoo of two turkeys	1
#14	tiny plastic "Santa Claus"	1
#18	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
#21	tiny plastic Armory	1
#18	tiny plastic Bar	1
#18	tiny plastic Cafe	1
#12	tiny plastic Colonel Brando	1
#12	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#20	tiny plastic Factory	1
#12	tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud	1
#13	tiny plastic St. Patrick	1
#39	tiny plastic caboose	1
#37	tiny plastic coal car	1
#38	tiny plastic dining car	1
#37	tiny plastic locomotive	1
#41	tiny plastic passenger car	1
#54	traumatic holiday memory	24
#20	trick coin	11
#15	turchucken	13
#1355	untamable turtle	1
#1984	valuable trinket	6
#1823	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
#252	voodoo snuff	6
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#50	wet tack	1
#56	whale cerebrospinal fluid	11
#63	whalecake	1
#40	whalegun	1
#58	whalesteak	11
#28	white arm towel	1
#733	wind-up meatcar	3
#37	yule grog	1

Wow, that's 10,807 items total!

what items are this player missing?