| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1375 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1003 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #16 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3,473 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #277 | decaying goldfish liver | 20 |
| #1315 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #193 | floaty sand | 111 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #313 | gator skin | 20 |
| #854 | herringcello | 22 |
| #1187 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1064 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #232 | sewer nuggets | 100 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2456 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2711 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2067 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2744 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5326 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2933 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2045 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #318 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 52 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |