| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1002 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #15 | bowl of cottage cheese | 3,473 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1026 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #278 | decaying goldfish liver | 20 |
| #1318 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #1015 | elven suicide capsule | 19 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #193 | floaty sand | 111 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #311 | gator skin | 20 |
| #852 | herringcello | 22 |
| #1185 | hobo nickel | 5 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #232 | sewer nuggets | 100 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2449 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6384 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5818 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2061 | stuffed key | 7 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2735 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #318 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 52 |
| #785 | throwing wrench | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1754 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 6 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 6 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |