| #652 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #248 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #226 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1014 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1055 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #475 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #696 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1169 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #470 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #552 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #400 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #2141 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #682 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1054 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #918 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1148 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #35 | burst hellseal brain | 407 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #330 | empty agua de vida bottle | 647 |
| #349 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #385 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1244 | old sweatpants | 23 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #479 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #33 | shredded hellseal hide | 402 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1167 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1002 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #33 | torn hellseal sinew | 440 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1541 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |