| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #612 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #694 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #169 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #471 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #550 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #398 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #2144 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #35 | burst hellseal brain | 407 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #330 | empty agua de vida bottle | 647 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1244 | old sweatpants | 23 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #476 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #33 | shredded hellseal hide | 402 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1170 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #33 | torn hellseal sinew | 440 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |