Funktopus

RankItemQuantity
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#535Angelhair Culottes2
#533Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental2
#909Bling of the New Wave1
#1464CRIMBCO scrip10
#57Chester's moustache2
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#409Green Clover of Justice5
#1115Iron Beta of Industry3
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#777Lederhosen of the Night1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#519Orange Star of Sacrifice4
#194Oscus's pelt1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#122Skullhead's Screw1
#1566Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#44Thwaitgold butterfly statuette10
#741Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette6
#1030Thwaitgold firefly statuette4
#1043Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette3
#1065Thwaitgold maggot statuette4
#1037Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette2
#1252Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette8
#508Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#899Yellow Moon of Compassion3
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#251banana supersucker1
#93bananarama bangle1
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#377fudge bunny1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#170gummi trilobite1
#39honey mead1
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#233lime supersucker1
#140pair of pearidot earrings1
#207pear supersucker1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#41sorority girl's box1
#225strawberry supersucker1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#2785stuffed Baron von Ratsworth3
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#2770stuffed Meat3
#6982stuffed angry cow3
#7014stuffed astral badger3
#5772stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#6179stuffed cocoabo4
#1168stuffed crazy bastard sword4
#5809stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#7025stuffed hand turkey3
#1142stuffed martini5
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#2331stuffed mink7
#2563stuffed monocle5
#5346stuffed scary death orb6
#2253stuffed shoulder parrot7
#7049stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#4403stuffed snowy owl8
#6332stuffed spooky gravy fairy4
#8881stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#2553stuffed teddy butler5
#2672stuffed tin of caviar4
#7824stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#787superheated fudge1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3176tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#1327tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1098tiny plastic Father McGruber2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#173tiny plastic GORM-81
#789tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#1114tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#3908tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#2181tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist3
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3859tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3871tiny plastic Protagonist1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#109tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#1358tiny plastic batbugbear1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#1328tiny plastic blazing bat1
#2794tiny plastic blooper2
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3911tiny plastic cubist bull1
#100tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#2797tiny plastic fluffy bunny2
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#2728tiny plastic lobsterfrogman2
#1342tiny plastic moneybee1
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4466tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#101tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3849tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1126tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#6198tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#2826tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3847tiny plastic zmobie1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#131turtling rod1

Wow, that's 331 items total!

what items are this player missing?