| #836 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #800 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #200 | Hollandaise helmet | 28 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #816 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1570 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #526 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #421 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #478 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1124 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2860 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #765 | disco ball | 27 |
| #734 | disco mask | 24 |
| #117 | fat loot token | 36 |
| #252 | filthy lucre | 130 |
| #3245 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #844 | helmet turtle | 27 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #208 | mariachi hat | 26 |
| #1115 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #701 | pasta spoon | 22 |
| #70 | psychic's amulet | 25 |
| #73 | psychic's circlet | 23 |
| #68 | psychic's crystal ball | 24 |
| #73 | psychic's pslacks | 19 |
| #614 | ravioli hat | 28 |
| #850 | saucepan | 28 |
| #699 | seal-clubbing club | 29 |
| #398 | seal-skull helmet | 25 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2379 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #844 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #838 | turtle totem | 27 |
| #79 | wriggling worm | 25 |