| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #199 | Hollandaise helmet | 28 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #383 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 11 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #762 | disco ball | 27 |
| #732 | disco mask | 24 |
| #118 | fat loot token | 36 |
| #251 | filthy lucre | 130 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #842 | helmet turtle | 27 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #206 | mariachi hat | 26 |
| #1111 | old sweatpants | 32 |
| #699 | pasta spoon | 22 |
| #71 | psychic's amulet | 25 |
| #73 | psychic's circlet | 23 |
| #69 | psychic's crystal ball | 24 |
| #74 | psychic's pslacks | 19 |
| #612 | ravioli hat | 28 |
| #848 | saucepan | 28 |
| #697 | seal-clubbing club | 29 |
| #397 | seal-skull helmet | 25 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #840 | stolen accordion | 24 |
| #835 | turtle totem | 27 |
| #79 | wriggling worm | 25 |