| #117 | 11-leaf clover | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbo dinner | 6 |
| #33 | Crimbo food scraps | 344 |
| #178 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 7 |
| #106 | Crimbosmopolitan | 5 |
| #25 | Crimbow Rainbo | 3 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 11 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #167 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 3 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #115 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 49 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 11 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 11 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #131 | D roll | 98 |
| #66 | Elf Army machine parts | 33 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard MPC | 4,993 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard honor present | 2 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #45 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 11 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #27 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 37 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #521 | FDKOL commendation | 197 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #786 | Go-Wassail | 10 |
| #35 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 10 |
| #36 | Jamaican coffee | 11 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #73 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 31 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #59 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 16 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 10 |
| #6 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 33 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #90 | Trainbot slag | 69 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #222 | alien force field disruptor bean | 1 |
| #81 | alien protein powder | 2 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #1000 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #186 | cabooze | 5 |
| #13 | candied lime | 11 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #47 | cannonbomb | 11 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #98 | chocomotive | 7 |
| #74 | cinnamon machine oil | 123 |
| #521 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 75 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #140 | corned beet | 1 |
| #29 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 22 |
| #24 | crystal Crimbo platter | 22 |
| #61 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #74 | decaying goldfish liver | 99 |
| #15 | deck of lewd playing cards | 1 |
| #96 | disassembled clover | 1,286 |
| #418 | divine noisemaker | 6 |
| #43 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 288 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #237 | flute of flat champagne | 42 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #82 | freightcake | 8 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #410 | ghost cucumber | 107 |
| #53 | gingerbread nylons | 11 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #43 | grog nuts | 11 |
| #29 | groggipop | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #25 | honey-drenched ham slice | 345 |
| #27 | hot wine | 11 |
| #43 | industrially-crushed ice | 87 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #846 | jerky coins | 8 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #769 | little paper umbrella | 18 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #387 | lollipop stick | 126 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #604 | magical ice cubes | 30 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #25 | military candy cane | 1 |
| #7 | military-grade peppermint oil | 121 |
| #318 | mime soul fragment | 9 |
| #25 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 384 |
| #15 | mulled wine | 11 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #12 | overloaded Yule battery | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #29 | pegfinger | 11 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #18 | peppermint tack | 69 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #210 | pile of gold coins | 9 |
| #80 | ping-pong ball | 160 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #84 | popsicle stick | 52 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #40 | portable steam unit | 4 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #21 | precision snowball | 42 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #10 | red and white claret | 37 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #195 | roll in the hay | 17 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #27 | shipwright's hammer | 11 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #181 | space beast fur | 5 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #43 | space junk | 141 |
| #38 | steamed oyster | 93 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #53 | sucker bucket | 3 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #9 | sundae ration | 69 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #368 | tomato juice of powerful power | 2 |
| #18 | trick coin | 11 |
| #516 | tube of dread wax | 2 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #19 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 37 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #24 | whalesteak | 37 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #762 | white candy heart | 8 |
| #636 | wind-up meatcar | 8 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |