| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1083 | Angry Farmer candy | 29 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbo Credit | 69 |
| #304 | Daffy Taffy | 107 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #536 | Knob mushroom | 6 |
| #635 | Knoll mushroom | 9 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #1084 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 40 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #986 | Rock Pops | 48 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #340 | Senior Mints | 17 |
| #100 | Steal This Candy | 31 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #402 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 30 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1045 | Yummy Tummy bean | 153 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #44 | bad-ass club | 5 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #397 | bazookafish bubble gum | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #261 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #19 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 2 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #680 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #530 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #553 | chrome ore | 7 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #30 | clockwork clockwise dome | 4 |
| #32 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 5 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork thingamajig | 6 |
| #202 | cool mushroom | 13 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #131 | flask of Amontillado | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #373 | funky dried mushroom | 15 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #408 | honey-dipped locust | 4 |
| #809 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #396 | lump of diamond | 4 |
| #636 | marzipan skull | 11 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #236 | pile of gold coins | 7 |
| #841 | pink clay bead | 4 |
| #388 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #230 | pixellated candy heart | 78 |
| #94 | plastic cup of beer | 33 |
| #611 | poutine | 2 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #177 | shiny tribal beads | 10 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #619 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #588 | silver tongue charrrm | 3 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #1114 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1070 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #292 | turtle pheromones | 11 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2356 | valuable trinket | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #467 | warm mushroom | 2 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #745 | white chocolate chips | 4 |