Asbestos Felt

RankItemQuantity
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#99Blue Diamond of Honesty5
#282C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button2
#87Crimbolex watch1
#89D roll150
#67Danglin' Chad's loincloth8
#78Friendliness Beverage143
#226Fudge Fiber Armor Plating3
#409Green Clover of Justice5
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#133KoL Con 13 T-shirt5
#27Lead Zeta of Chastity4
#97New Zealand iced tea145
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#31Purple Horseshoe of Honor5
#127Red Balloon of Valor2
#263Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags3
#309Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro46
#307Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita48
#358Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco38
#5The Big Book of Communism (used)1
#1568Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#837Thwaitgold bookworm statuette1
#1163Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette2
#1737Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1946Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette1
#1437Thwaitgold maggot statuette2
#894Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette10
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#266Zim Merman's guitar3
#321Zinc Delta of Tranquility4
#89alien drugs32
#153alien force field disruptor bean3
#74alien source code printout6
#77beaten-up Chucks7
#7bejeweled pledge pin1,320
#35bundle of "fragrant" herbs1
#21circle drum1
#31coarse hemp socks1
#169communal gobstopper5
#566cookie cookie1
#94diluted makeup5
#91discarded swimming trunks1
#67droll monocle20
#56droppable microphone1
#258eldritch effluvium31
#32elf ploughshare1
#20elven tambourine1
#106extremely confusing manual1
#21faded green protest sign2
#17faded red protest sign2
#81flask of mining oil85
#212flask of tainted mining oil18
#54foam pistol1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#644fudgecule778
#138future drug: Coolscaline8
#165future drug: Muscularactum4
#168future drug: Smartinex4
#119gamma nog7
#54government-issued night-vision goggles11
🥉green face paint1
#68gummi bowtie1
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#172hemp candy necklace5
#110high-energy mining laser14
#125java cookie5
#59kiwi beak20
#157liquid shifting time weirdness5
#280longhaired hippy wig2
#125natty blue ascot3
#41nuclear stockpile1
#278nugget of Crimbonium6
#242orange peel hat2
#87overloaded micro-reactor40
#89pair of government shades7
#116peppermint tailings272
#213perl necklace3
#190petit fortran4
#9pine cone necklace1
#115radiation-resistant helmet13
🥈red and green rain stick1
#29red armband1
🥉red face paint1
#262red-and-green sweater11
#28reindeer hammer1
#45reusable shopping bag1
#136ruby on canes4
#153servo-assisted exo-pants9
#88silent pea shooter14
#34space bar1
#51space beast fur11
#23space heater1
#39space invader1
#169space junk9
#26space needle1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#955tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#939tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#563tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#581tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#962tiny plastic Axe Wound8
#962tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth5
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#2092tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#949tiny plastic Black Knight8
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#777tiny plastic Boss Bat6
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#1111tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter2
#3994tiny plastic Cheshire bat4
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#882tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#1731tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#1955tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1327tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#1148tiny plastic Felonia4
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#648tiny plastic G Imp11
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#1254tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser6
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#1115tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist2
#1767tiny plastic Hellion4
#944tiny plastic Iiti Kitty8
#785tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#1148tiny plastic Knob Goblin King4
#1054tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter7
#932tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl8
#825tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist9
#1453tiny plastic Knott Yeti5
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1317tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#1756tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy4
#797tiny plastic Protagonist9
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#969tiny plastic Scott the Miner3
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#1437tiny plastic Spunky Princess5
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#2056tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski2
#1520tiny plastic The Man3
#1741tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#859tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer2
#669tiny plastic XXX pr0n11
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#1794tiny plastic accordion thief3
#1258tiny plastic angry bugbear6
#2859tiny plastic angry goat6
#2192tiny plastic anime smiley3
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#737tiny plastic astronomer10
#3976tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#1835tiny plastic barrrnacle10
#1039tiny plastic beanbat7
#1361tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1366tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#844tiny plastic beebee queue4
#4840tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#1082tiny plastic blooper7
#923tiny plastic brainsweeper8
#1447tiny plastic briefcase bat5
#1342tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1116tiny plastic buzzerker2
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#2832tiny plastic coffee pixie6
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#926tiny plastic conservationist hippy5
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#1243tiny plastic demoninja6
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1218tiny plastic drunk goat6
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1465tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus5
#1787tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker4
#944tiny plastic fluffy bunny8
#1210tiny plastic fruit golem6
#2848tiny plastic fuzzy dice6
#2042tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick9
#2248tiny plastic ghuol whelp8
#1041tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#1071tiny plastic goth giant7
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#1719tiny plastic handsome mariachi4
#2707tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#1340tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#2462tiny plastic killer bee7
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#1812tiny plastic leprechaun10
#2519tiny plastic levitating potato7
#1465tiny plastic lobsterfrogman5
#1124tiny plastic moneybee2
#2231tiny plastic mosquito8
#1337tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1765tiny plastic ninja snowman4
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#883tiny plastic peacannon2
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#1077tiny plastic scary clown7
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1451tiny plastic senile lihc5
#744tiny plastic smarmy pirate10
#826tiny plastic spiny skelelton9
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#2236tiny plastic stab bat8
#2841tiny plastic star starfish6
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#1416tiny plastic sweet nutcracker6
#1243tiny plastic taco cat6
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1429tiny plastic topiary golem5
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#1067tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni7
#1074tiny plastic warwelf7
#719tiny plastic whitesnake10
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#725tiny plastic zmobie10
#87tube sock6
#100wreath of laurels6

Wow, that's 4,083 items total!

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