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| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #88 | D roll | 150 |
| #67 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 8 |
| #77 | Friendliness Beverage | 143 |
| #226 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 3 |
| #406 | Green Clover of Justice | 5 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #132 | KoL Con 13 T-shirt | 5 |
| #27 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 4 |
| #94 | New Zealand iced tea | 145 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #31 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 5 |
| #126 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #309 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 46 |
| #307 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 48 |
| #358 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 38 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #263 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #86 | alien drugs | 32 |
| #152 | alien force field disruptor bean | 3 |
| #74 | alien source code printout | 6 |
| #77 | beaten-up Chucks | 7 |
| #7 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1,320 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #170 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| #564 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #95 | diluted makeup | 5 |
| #89 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
| #66 | droll monocle | 20 |
| #55 | droppable microphone | 1 |
| #257 | eldritch effluvium | 31 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #103 | extremely confusing manual | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #17 | faded red protest sign | 2 |
| #82 | flask of mining oil | 85 |
| #213 | flask of tainted mining oil | 18 |
| #52 | foam pistol | 1 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #642 | fudgecule | 778 |
| #130 | future drug: Coolscaline | 8 |
| #160 | future drug: Muscularactum | 4 |
| #163 | future drug: Smartinex | 4 |
| #117 | gamma nog | 7 |
| #54 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 11 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #174 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #111 | high-energy mining laser | 14 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #59 | kiwi beak | 20 |
| #155 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 5 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #279 | nugget of Crimbonium | 6 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #88 | overloaded micro-reactor | 40 |
| #89 | pair of government shades | 7 |
| #114 | peppermint tailings | 272 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #188 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #115 | radiation-resistant helmet | 13 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #265 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #153 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 9 |
| #88 | silent pea shooter | 14 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #50 | space beast fur | 11 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
| #167 | space junk | 9 |
| #26 | space needle | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #961 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1054 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 7 |
| #931 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 8 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 9 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #667 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #2228 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1076 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #742 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #822 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1063 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #1072 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #724 | tiny plastic zmobie | 10 |
| #87 | tube sock | 6 |
| #100 | wreath of laurels | 6 |