| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #6 | Batfellow comic | 23 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #12 | Celsius 233 | 5 |
| #121 | Cheer-Up soda | 4 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #332 | Ent cider | 24 |
| #9 | Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) | 1 |
| #136 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 39 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #98 | Hollandaise helmet | 130 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #13 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #15 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Staff of the Soupbone | 119 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #36 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1,007 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #37 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 83 |
| #342 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 4 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #278 | antique record album | 10 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #50 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #88 | beautiful rainbow | 5 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #16 | brainy skull | 76 |
| #24 | broken skull | 3,726 |
| #4 | candied lime | 100 |
| #138 | cheer-o-gram | 3 |
| #27 | chef skull | 9 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #402 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #36 | crumbling rat skull | 25 |
| #26 | crystal skull | 32 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #349 | cursed voodoo skull | 2 |
| #1165 | defective skull | 6 |
| #27 | detective skull | 7 |
| #128 | digital key lime | 4 |
| #11 | digital key lime pie | 164 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #31 | easter egg balloon | 198 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| #25 | exclusive club | 2 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #224 | flask of tainted mining oil | 13 |
| #145 | fossilized baboon skull | 5 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #49 | fossilized serpent skull | 16 |
| #4 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 100 |
| #58 | handful of confetti | 315 |
| #20 | kilopede skull | 1 |
| #108 | left bracket | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #19 | mantis skull | 1 |
| #140 | marzipan skull | 164 |
| #6 | meat st‰¿bing club | 1,697 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #39 | mouse skull | 40 |
| #17 | obsidian dagger | 168 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #564 | old sweatpants | 116 |
| #181 | percent sign | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #11 | pirate skull | 20 |
| #39 | pork elf goodies sack | 140 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #10 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 100 |
| #41 | seal-clubbing club | 3,161 |
| #97 | seal-skull helmet | 286 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| 🥈 | shuddering cow skull | 17 |
| #7 | silver cow skull | 104 |
| #21 | skull gearshift knob | 1 |
| #274 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #49 | skull with a fuse in it | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #18 | smart skull | 1,716 |
| #15 | smoking grass | 2,421 |
| #217 | sneaky wrapping paper | 1 |
| #17 | talkative skull | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #105 | voodoo glowskull | 18 |
| #56 | warbear battery | 39 |
| #145 | warbear officer requisition box | 3 |