| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #121 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 54 |
| š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #287 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #289 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| š„ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO mug | 22 |
| #377 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| š„ | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #121 | Chroner | 816 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #2851 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #176 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 31 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #224 | Freddy Kruegerand | 5 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| š„ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #357 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 21 |
| š„ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| š„ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 2 |
| š„ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 178 |
| š„ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| š„ | a suspicious address | 1 |
| š„ | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| š„ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #12 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 18 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| š„ | blank note | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #142 | bunny liver | 70 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #632 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #702 | empty agua de vida bottle | 122 |
| #33 | fat loot token | 174 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #321 | filthy lucre | 109 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| š„ | glass eye | 1 |
| #43 | gloomy black mushroom | 166 |
| #326 | green clay bead | 29 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1254 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #200 | motivational poster | 20 |
| š„ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #398 | old sweatpants | 186 |
| #20 | ornate picture frame | 162 |
| #349 | pink clay bead | 38 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #369 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #216 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| š„ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| š„ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| š„ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| š„ | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| š„ | yield shield | 1 |