faithinloathing

RankItemQuantity
#504"DRINK ME" potion6
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#1483Crimbo Candy Cookbook1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#777Double Bacon Beelzeburger3
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#934Jack-in-the-box3
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#724Lord of the Flies-sized fries4
#232Morbidda trading card1
#370Red Rover BB gun9
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#1912Valentine3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#626antique bottle opener1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#1263barrrnacle6
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#2560bottle of goofballs7
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#1980club necklace3
#893cocoa egg4
#1025daisy1
#1151designer handbag1
#721fancy opera glasses3
#4736fuzzy dice1
#949garish pinky ring1
#882green balloon1
#2879grue egg6
#1934hamethyst2
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#690mugcake1
#444peanut brittle shield5
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#332phish stick3
#2213porquoise1
#625potato sprout3
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#649red-and-green sweater1
#1763rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#1485rubber WWtNSD? bracelet5
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#2494spade necklace2
#2473stuffed Baron von Ratsworth6
#4506stuffed Cheshire bitten8
#3538stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech12
#2457stuffed Meat6
#2345stuffed alien blob2
#4835stuffed angry cow7
#2657stuffed astral badger18
#3590stuffed baby gravy fairy12
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#3916stuffed cocoabo10
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#3825stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#4903stuffed hand turkey7
#2007stuffed key8
#4947stuffed mind flayer7
#2194stuffed mink9
#2925stuffed monocle2
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#4626stuffed scary death orb8
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#3755stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#4742stuffed snowy owl7
#3067stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#4253stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#2661stuffed teddy butler4
#2474stuffed tin of caviar6
#1921stuffed treasure chest9
#3755stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#2790tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#4886tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1824tiny plastic disco bandit3
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#3957tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#2795tiny plastic handsome mariachi2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3902tiny plastic killer bee4
#3971tiny plastic leprechaun4
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3367tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#392tulip1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#728urinal cake1
#903white balloon1

Wow, that's 438 items total!

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