| #504 | "DRINK ME" potion | 6 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #288 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #777 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 3 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #936 | Jack-in-the-box | 3 |
| #882 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #725 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #371 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1914 | Valentine | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #587 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1265 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1983 | club necklace | 3 |
| #895 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1153 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #722 | fancy opera glasses | 3 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2880 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #444 | peanut brittle shield | 5 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #649 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #1769 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1487 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #4508 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #2459 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #2343 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #2659 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #3591 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3917 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3827 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #2010 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #2199 | stuffed mink | 9 |
| #2930 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4628 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4745 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3069 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4255 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2666 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2477 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #1928 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #3757 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3370 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |