| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #532 | CRIMBCO scrip | 390 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #911 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #452 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1047 | fudgecule | 66 |
| #42 | fudgesicle | 12 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #340 | lollipop stick | 164 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #67 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #195 | popsicle stick | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #613 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |