| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO scrip | 390 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1352 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #909 | FDKOL commendation | 3 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #95 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #1206 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #2105 | duct tape | 2 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #453 | fudge lily | 9 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1050 | fudgecule | 66 |
| #43 | fudgesicle | 12 |
| #4019 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #339 | lollipop stick | 164 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #2033 | phish stick | 1 |
| #68 | pixel boomerang | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #195 | popsicle stick | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #617 | sucker scaffold | 5 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |