| #292 | "DRINK ME" potion | 58 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #93 | Arrrmetia trading card | 2 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #817 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #546 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 9 |
| #604 | Go-Wassail | 22 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #849 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #639 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 8 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #419 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1022 | barrrnacle | 10 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #667 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1048 | cocoa egg | 2 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #690 | disassembled clover | 48 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #501 | fancy opera glasses | 7 |
| #325 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1134 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #668 | garish pinky ring | 4 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #221 | hellseal claw | 125 |
| #240 | hellseal whisker | 87 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #728 | jerky coins | 14 |
| #418 | mushroom fermenting solution | 18 |
| #418 | pack of pogs | 48 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #387 | pog #01 (spider) | 2 |
| #298 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 3 |
| #201 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 5 |
| #384 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 2 |
| #268 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 4 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #322 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 3 |
| #256 | pog #08 (hellion) | 4 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #405 | pog #10 (hobo) | 2 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #522 | potato sprout | 4 |
| #317 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #186 | potted fern | 4 |
| #179 | puff of smoke | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #265 | red-and-green sweater | 11 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1764 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #3983 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #2137 | stuffed Meat | 10 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #1615 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #2004 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #2150 | stuffed monocle | 10 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2711 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 5 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #345 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 23 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2549 | stuffed teddy butler | 5 |
| #2297 | stuffed tin of caviar | 8 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #880 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #474 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |