| #254 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 4 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #101 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 3 |
| #58 | Corpse Island iced tea | 64 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #1270 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1660 | Crimbuck | 101 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #370 | Frosty's frosty mug | 4 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #577 | Jack-in-the-box | 9 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #49 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 57 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #372 | Red Rover BB gun | 9 |
| #385 | Schrödinger's thermos | 47 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #304 | The Art of Slapfighting | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #14 | Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts | 2 |
| #289 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 45 |
| #97 | Wolfman Nardz | 17 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #910 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| #279 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 5 |
| #206 | antique painting of a landscape | 4 |
| #373 | antique record album | 8 |
| #298 | antique souvenir drawing | 3 |
| #68 | banana supersucker | 12 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #399 | black candy heart | 21 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #30 | blind-packed capsule toy | 607 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #64 | candy knuckles | 24 |
| #90 | cartoon heart | 21 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #191 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #127 | corpse on the beach | 38 |
| #102 | corpsedriver | 44 |
| #107 | corpsetini | 43 |
| 🥈 | deactivated RoboGoose | 1 |
| #399 | designer handbag | 7 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #195 | disassembled clover | 590 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #145 | elven cellocello | 57 |
| #91 | elven suicide capsule | 81 |
| #143 | epic wad | 4 |
| #332 | extra-greasy slider | 6 |
| #1697 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #65 | [2426]fire flower | 16 |
| #62 | fluid of fudge-finding | 6 |
| #209 | frigid fudgepuck | 19 |
| #35 | fudge bunny | 20 |
| #618 | fudgecule | 911 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #38 | fudgesicle | 15 |
| #100 | giant green gummi bear | 2 |
| #96 | giant red gummi bear | 2 |
| #99 | giant yellow gummi bear | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #514 | green candy heart | 21 |
| #43 | green candygram | 21 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #111 | grinning turtle | 2 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #286 | heart necklace | 21 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #363 | heart-shaped balloon | 21 |
| #111 | herringcello | 68 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #189 | jawbruiser | 12 |
| #8 | jerky coins | 4,905 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #78 | kumquat supersucker | 12 |
| #536 | lavender candy heart | 21 |
| #42 | lavender candygram | 21 |
| #14 | left half of a heart necklace | 21 |
| #56 | licorice garrote | 25 |
| #71 | lime supersucker | 11 |
| #14 | love song of disturbing obsession | 2,121 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #61 | misshapen animal skeleton | 2 |
| #129 | mummy costume | 58 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #617 | orange candy heart | 21 |
| #55 | orange candygram | 21 |
| #61 | pack of pogs | 290 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #108 | passable elf mask | 23 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #58 | pear supersucker | 13 |
| #145 | penguin focaccia bread | 53 |
| #122 | petrified wood | 90 |
| #553 | pink candy heart | 21 |
| #48 | pink candygram | 21 |
| #571 | pixellated candy heart | 21 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #105 | pocketwatch on a chain | 16 |
| #146 | pumpkinhead mask | 62 |
| #9 | queen cookie | 330 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #994 | red gummi ingot | 1 |
| #17 | right half of a heart necklace | 21 |
| #107 | spooky bark | 174 |
| #113 | spooky sap | 96 |
| #85 | strawberry supersucker | 9 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #305 | superheated fudge | 12 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #517 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #55 | twinkly wad | 15,763 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #579 | white candy heart | 21 |
| #47 | white candygram | 21 |
| #204 | wind-up meatcar | 58 |
| #128 | wolfman mask | 65 |
| #671 | yellow candy heart | 21 |
| #85 | yellow candygram | 21 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1011 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |