| #327 | "DRINK ME" potion | 40 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1428 | Crimbuck | 225 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #681 | FDKOL commendation | 33 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #89 | Poison Oak trading card | 2 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #34 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) | 6 |
| #62 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) | 2 |
| #49 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 4 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #706 | all-purpose cleaner | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #768 | anticheese | 3 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #533 | bubbly potion | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #498 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #893 | fudgecule | 170 |
| #571 | green gummi ingot | 32 |
| #198 | gremlin mutagen | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #759 | kumquartz | 3 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #910 | probability potion | 7 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #702 | red gummi ingot | 17 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #759 | strawberyl | 3 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #454 | sucker scaffold | 14 |
| #423 | superheated fudge | 7 |
| #733 | swirly potion | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |
| #568 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |