| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #48 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,675 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #52 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2,315 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #28 | Rock Pops | 2,199 |
| #972 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #896 | carbon nanotube frame | 10 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #602 | crazy little Turkish delight | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #1066 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #666 | ghost cucumber | 68 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #330 | heart-shaped balloon | 25 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #783 | ion grid | 13 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #558 | logic synthesizer | 17 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #999 | pet rock | 7 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #866 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 9 |
| #587 | [2108]rock | 7 |
| #545 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 5 |
| #1809 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #2248 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1386 | string of green beads | 7 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #37 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 441 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #768 | top | 6 |
| #1342 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #838 | toy space helmet | 9 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #580 | toy wheel | 16 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1986 | unstable laser battery | 26 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #513 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |