| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #256 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 79 |
| #2510 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1147 | magical ice cubes | 2 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1943 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2566 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #53 | worksite credentials | 1 |