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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #78 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #119 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1341 | Imp Ale | 20 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #889 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #727 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 70 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #255 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #72 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1295 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #246 | Senior Mints | 30 |
| #184 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #254 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #555 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #757 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #803 | Valentine | 20 |
| #150 | Ye Olde Meade | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #72 | ancient pills | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #266 | bloody mary | 7 |
| #285 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 3 |
| #274 | bottle of Definit | 3 |
| #340 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #471 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #819 | bottle of rum | 24 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #734 | bottle of tequila | 14 |
| #726 | bottle of vodka | 10 |
| #497 | bottle of whiskey | 59 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #364 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #750 | boxed wine | 12 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #335 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #156 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #321 | cup of primitive beer | 4 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #195 | dry martini | 2 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #122 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #129 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #401 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1648 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #43 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1094 | loose teeth | 8 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #142 | painting of a glass of wine | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #155 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #167 | red red wine | 1 |
| #140 | red rum | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #854 | salty dog | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #594 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #482 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #341 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #465 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #460 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #173 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #167 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #164 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |