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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #71 | Cherrytastrophe wine cooler | 1 |
| #76 | Citrus Crush wine cooler | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #117 | Flamin' Whatshisname | 1 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1339 | Imp Ale | 20 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #888 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 7 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #174 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #728 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 70 |
| #77 | Murderer's Punch | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #253 | Professor What T-Shirt | 1 |
| #70 | Radberry Rip wine cooler | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1295 | Rock Pops | 30 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #245 | Senior Mints | 30 |
| #181 | Space Tourist Phaser | 1 |
| #253 | Space Tours Tripple | 1 |
| #556 | Supernova Champagne | 3 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #149 | Ye Olde Meade | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #74 | ancient pills | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #266 | bloody mary | 7 |
| #285 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 3 |
| #273 | bottle of Definit | 3 |
| #340 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #466 | bottle of gin | 31 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #817 | bottle of rum | 24 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #735 | bottle of tequila | 14 |
| #727 | bottle of vodka | 10 |
| #495 | bottle of whiskey | 59 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #749 | boxed wine | 12 |
| #1271 | broken skull | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #334 | bungle in the jungle | 2 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #155 | cigarette lighter | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #319 | cup of primitive beer | 4 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #194 | dry martini | 2 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #860 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #824 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #166 | imitation White Russian | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | junk-mail shirt | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1094 | loose teeth | 8 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #141 | painting of a glass of wine | 2 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #154 | premium malt liquor | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #165 | red red wine | 1 |
| #139 | red rum | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #592 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 2 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #481 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #291 | tequila sunrise | 3 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #459 | white Canadian | 5 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #174 | wind-up Whatsian robot | 1 |
| #166 | wind-up ensign | 1 |
| #165 | wind-up owl | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |