| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #236 | BRAINS shorts | 4 |
| #236 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #266 | Blood Light | 15 |
| #226 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 9 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #17 | Chroner trigger | 1 |
| #61 | D roll | 195 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #166 | Ecto-Cooler | 7 |
| #365 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #40 | Friendliness Beverage | 230 |
| #85 | Fudgie Roll | 3 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #868 | Go-Wassail | 6 |
| #490 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 3 |
| #222 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 8 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #75 | New Zealand iced tea | 173 |
| #288 | Nightstalker perfume | 6 |
| 🥈 | Peppermint Pip Packet | 1 |
| #121 | Roman sadnals | 2 |
| #270 | Silver Bullet beer | 9 |
| #116 | Strix stix | 23 |
| #470 | The Cooler Out of Space | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #15 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 2 |
| #843 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #473 | bananagate | 11 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #82 | birdbone corset | 4 |
| #368 | bite-me-red lipstick | 33 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #84 | blue grass | 18 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #664 | bottle of bubbles | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #65 | candy cigarette | 45 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #37 | cinnamon troll doll | 2 |
| #515 | corrupted data | 12 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #88 | droll monocle | 15 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #141 | extra-see-thru nightie | 4 |
| #211 | extremely skinny jeans | 4 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #411 | frigid fudgepuck | 6 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #612 | fudge lily | 4 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #107 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #329 | fudgecule | 4,842 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #111 | future drug: Coolscaline | 11 |
| #137 | future drug: Muscularactum | 7 |
| #137 | future drug: Smartinex | 8 |
| #208 | ghost protocol | 3 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #364 | ghostly body paint | 9 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #110 | giant green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #122 | giant red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #121 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #553 | green gummi ingot | 35 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #112 | gummi canary | 3 |
| #104 | gummi salamander | 3 |
| #136 | gummi snake | 3 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #704 | jerky coins | 16 |
| #73 | jive turkey leg | 45 |
| #93 | kiwi beak | 13 |
| #494 | kumquartz | 10 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #96 | law-abiding citizen cane | 5 |
| #92 | legitimate business on the beach | 50 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #20 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 71 |
| #325 | lollipop stick | 177 |
| #101 | madius | 3 |
| #287 | necrotizing body spray | 29 |
| #97 | non-aged vinegar | 35 |
| #799 | pack of pogs | 6 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #524 | pearidot | 9 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #209 | pog #01 (spider) | 5 |
| #179 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 6 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #205 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 5 |
| #211 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 5 |
| #322 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 3 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #169 | pog #08 (hellion) | 6 |
| #322 | pog #09 (pirate) | 3 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #260 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 4 |
| #332 | press-on ribs | 20 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #16 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 28 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #702 | red gummi ingot | 17 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #62 | ridiculous sandwich | 22 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #93 | salt wages | 59 |
| #30 | scotch on the rocks | 23 |
| #49 | silent pea shooter | 27 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #33 | solid shifting time weirdness | 3 |
| #172 | sorority brain | 9 |
| #446 | squirming egg sac | 20 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #625 | strawberyl | 6 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #40 | super-absorbent tarp | 4 |
| #343 | superheated fudge | 10 |
| #228 | throwing bone | 4 |
| #70 | throwing candy | 25 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 4 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #82 | tiny plastic trollipop | 4 |
| #563 | tourmalime | 8 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #80 | unquiet spirits | 26 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #272 | whisker pencil | 29 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #568 | yellow gummi ingot | 32 |