| #443 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #175 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 12 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #61 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #904 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #67 | Prelude of Precision | 2 |
| #329 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #296 | Workytime Tea | 8 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #54 | adhesive tape dolly | 2 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #1018 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #394 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #339 | bone flute | 2 |
| #487 | bone rattle | 2 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #316 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #238 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 9 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #235 | charming flute | 1 |
| #367 | cheap cigar butt | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #260 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #649 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #378 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #586 | dance card | 1 |
| #81 | day-old beer | 5 |
| #332 | dented harmonica | 3 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #502 | divine noisemaker | 2 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #125 | finger cymbals | 8 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #695 | funky dried mushroom | 2 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #641 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #474 | grapefruit | 8 |
| #202 | grass clippings | 2 |
| #42 | grass whistle | 2 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| 🥈 | gyroscope | 9,426 |
| #323 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #221 | heart-shaped balloon | 70 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #322 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #963 | herb brownies | 4 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #250 | hippy bongo | 2 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #296 | infernal fife | 2 |
| #130 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #367 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #743 | leathery bat skin | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #329 | love song of disturbing obsession | 1 |
| #289 | love song of icy revenge | 1 |
| #340 | love song of naughty innuendo | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #394 | magic whistle | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #756 | moxie weed | 5 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #799 | orange candy heart | 8 |
| #72 | overpriced "imported" beer | 6 |
| #1064 | paperclip | 4 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #263 | patent antipsychotics | 1 |
| #290 | philosopher's scone | 1 |
| #83 | plain old beer | 6 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #166 | queen cookie | 5 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #96 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #124 | recording of Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #120 | recording of Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #115 | recording of Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #144 | recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #56 | red balloon | 12 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #305 | right half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #248 | sack lunch | 2 |
| #383 | sand dollar | 4 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #772 | shingle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1200 | stolen accordion | 8 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #2868 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2687 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #291 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #902 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #312 | tiny maracas | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #354 | warm mushroom | 4 |
| #1058 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #280 | world's smallest violin | 1 |