| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #325 | eldritch effluvium | 8 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1299 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| #80 | headless sparrow | 30 |
| 🥇 | hopping socks | 2,010 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #218 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #10 | topeé | 3 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |