| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #59 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 50 |
| #351 | Cloaca grenade | 50 |
| #888 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #10 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 760 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 760 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 760 |
| #465 | Corpse Island iced tea | 11 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #629 | Goodfella contract | 17 |
| #215 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 19 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #703 | astral mushroom | 8 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #115 | big boom | 17 |
| #6 | black belt | 51 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #490 | bottle of gin | 29 |
| #527 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 4 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #449 | corpsedriver | 11 |
| #526 | corpsetini | 10 |
| #9 | dripping meat staff | 92 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #162 | elven cellocello | 53 |
| #127 | elven suicide capsule | 62 |
| #796 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #34 | extra-potent gremlin mutagen | 23 |
| #217 | fetid feather | 43 |
| #280 | flaming feather | 40 |
| #303 | flirtatious feather | 21 |
| #277 | frightful feather | 35 |
| #281 | frozen Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #261 | frozen feather | 41 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #384 | giant moxie weed | 6 |
| #154 | giant needle | 505 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #168 | gremlin juice | 13 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #2080 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #203 | herringcello | 44 |
| #510 | hobo nickel | 437 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2882 | laser-broiled pear | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #287 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #54 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1182 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #279 | night-vision goggles | 6 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #625 | passable elf mask | 8 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #169 | penguin focaccia bread | 48 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #182 | potted cactus | 64 |
| #38 | red plastic baby | 13 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #266 | sewer wad | 5 |
| #1377 | spade necklace | 5 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| #552 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 12 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #461 | twinkly nuggets | 3 |
| #272 | twinkly wad | 853 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1819 | unstable DNA | 9 |
| #942 | valuable trinket | 60 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #148 | white balloon | 106 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |